Let's talk about you. But first let's make a couple things very clear, in big
black letters, even, because this is serious.
One is that you are over 18 years of age. If I find out you're not 18, I will call your parents and send you home. If
you're lucky, they might spank you. But I won't.
The other is that you really do understand and agree that there will be no
sexual activity or contact of any kind during any session you may have with me.
I will not compromise my rules about sexual activity or contact, so don't
quibble, don't hassle, don't haggle and don't even bother continuing if you have
any kind of urge to prove yourself the exception to the rule. There are no
exceptions! This means you.
If you can live with those conditions, we can talk, and it's your turn. What I
want is for you to send me an e-mail with some basic information including (and
preferably, for now, limited to): your name, birth date, phone number (to be
used only with the utmost discretion, I assure you), and your main D/s and/or
fetish interests. Keep in mind that brevity is the soul of wit, and I like wit
even more than I like good spelling. For now, I don't need the details of your
fantasies, just the basic elements.
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My answers are inadequate
To those demanding day and date
And ever set a tiny shock
Through strangers asking what's o'clock;
Whose days are spent in whittling rhyme-
What's time to her, or she to Time?
- Dorothy Parker